All discontent is relative to expectations.
            Anon

We are all here for a spell; so get all the good laughs you can.
            Will Rogers

If you want your work to be important for a year, grow rice; for a century, plant trees; forever, teach.
            Chinese proverb

If you think you can, or think you can't, you're right.
            Henry Ford

People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
            Abe Lincoln

Worry kills more people than work, because more people worry than work.
            Robert Frost

There is very little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The LITTLE difference is attitude. The BIG difference is whether it's negative or positive.
            Anon

I've been through terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
            Mark Twain

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening the axe.
            Abe Lincoln

Your attitude will determine your altitude.
            Anon

People don't care what you know until they know that you care.
            Jim Cathcart

If you don't know where you're going, you just might end up somewhere else.
            Yogi Berra

Top 5 signs that Deiter isn't a kid any longer:
        #5     When he talks about 'grass', he's talking about his lawn.
        #4     When he throws a party, nobody notices.
        #3     His back goes out more than he does.
        #2     He considers coffee to be one of the most important beverages in life.
        #1     He can get by without sex, but not without his glasses.